The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
my skimpy tops thought I'd given up on them for good!
I don't predict the weather (I'm wrong often enough already without adding to my record) but I will say that this forum has become rife with threads that are useless without pics......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Bristol, huh...I think that's over in east Texas...Seems there's a bit of water between here and there, too...
Actually the only thing I've ever seen of England was the tarmac at Heathrow from the window of a DC8...That was when flying back and forth between my duty station in Germany and the US in the late sixties...I regret not being able to see more of the country then...Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Holy crap Truck - when you said DC8 I thought "how old is this guy" now you mention the sixties... hmmm.... I didnt know adults were allowed on here - you're almost as old as Catfish!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Now, now Stead, what would the JDK think if he found out you'd been a teensy bit age-ist while he was away - everyone is welcome here even '32 - going on 14' year olds like yourself ;)
Jeez, I thought this place had a sign that said, "You must be this tall to play here"...Well, I'll tolerate you kids if you can put up with a doddering old fool...By the way, Stead, I prefer to think of myself as experienced, not just old......
As for you, Susan, maybe we'll find ourselves on the same side of the pond someday and we can say "Howdy" to each other......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
By the way, Stead, I prefer to think of myself as experienced, not just old......
Cool - my brother apparantley said in a meeting the other day "Come on now, as we all know, 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 60" his boss who is 52 didnt laugh for some reason!
I, on the other hand, choose to think of myself as confident rather than just insanely arrogant as I actually am!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Stead's brother said: 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 60
Erm. I don't think this makes much sense, which I guess is to be expected, given the source. Is he proposing some sort of accelerated aging spurt taking place between 40 (aka 30) and 50 (aka 60) that causes you to age 30 years in just 10? Or did he just not engage his thinking before engaging his talking?
On second thought, I think I know the answer to that one.
Incidentally, there is no minimum height requirement on the Bored Board. It's strictly a dont ask don't tell (unless it's amusing to do so) policy...