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Susan


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How do you open a coconut if you haven't got meat cleaver? 

-- Edited by Susan at 14:36, 2004-10-23

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sha76jam


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a) Smash it on a rock


b) There's points of weakness round the holes I think, I'd have to ask my mum. 


Meat cleaver definitely not necessary though!



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sha76jam


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Stop press thought:  Susan, how did you stop it from rolling away?  Did one of the kids have to hold it while you attacked???

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JonnyStead


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Excellent idea....


Watch the movie "Castaway" - he works it out but I dont remember how!


 




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Henglegert Rinkerdink


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Once ... when VERY drunk at Uni ... as a dare .... I opened one with my head

Please ... do NOT ask me to do it again though

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JonnyStead


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Fantastic - did it work?

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bonniepirateanne


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quote:
Originally posted by: Henglegert Rinkerdink
"Once ... when VERY drunk at Uni ... as a dare .... I opened one with my head Please ... do NOT ask me to do it again though "
ouuuuch

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Susan


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I did it. 


I hacksawed it until I'd broken through to the flesh, inserted a screwdriver, whacked the screwdriver a few times with a hammer & Dave's your uncle!


It's now sitting in the fridge becaue no-one can be bothered with the hard work of scooping the innards out!



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ddvmor


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Favourite method around here is to use a braddle or small drill to make a couple of holes and drain the milk out.  Then wrap the thing up in newspaper and bash it really really hard with a hammer lots of times.  Job done.


Too late now though, eh?



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Susan


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quote:
Originally posted by: Susan
"It's now sitting in the fridge becaue no-one can be bothered with the hard work of scooping the innards out!"
Probably a good spot for it.

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Susan


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It's OK.  I put it in a mincemeat and apple crumble. 

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That might mellow it out nicely.

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Susan


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It was truly delicious.

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Super!

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