The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
We've all been doing stuff. And things. Sometimes both at once!
If only Andromeda had been around to give you a summary of it all. Come to think of it, she vanished at about ther same time as you... and she came back at the same time as you... if I was a bit cleverer, I'd be suspicious!
No, actually you're right, the subject itself is pretty public; nothing I can do about it in fact. I can exaggerate it or ridicule it, but I just can't stop doing it! (except when I'm not walking)