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ddvmor


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I kicked a burning terrorist in the BALLS! Yeah!
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Hero Glasgow Scotland Cab Driver: I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN THE BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON - Police Take His Nike Sneakers And Give Him A Parking Ticket
GLASGOW, SCOTLAND A HERO cabbie who took on the Glasgow Airport terror suspects told yesterday how he booted one of them in the privates.

Alex McIlveen, 45, kicked the man, whose body was in flames, so hard that he tore a tendon in his foot.

But he said last night: He didnt even flinch. I couldnt believe he didnt go down.

A doctor told me later Id damaged a tendon in my foot.

The burned suspect was named last night as Khalid Ahmed, a Lebanese doctor.

He is critically ill with burns at the Royal Alexandra Hospital in Paisley, where he is believed to have worked.

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After the drama, police confiscated Alexs trainers for forensic tests.

And when he went back to the airport to pick up his cab, he was stunned to find that hed been given a parking ticket.

Alex said: The police took all the clothes I d been wearing so I lost my Nike trainers. Theyre a good pair too.

I didnt get out of the police station until late on Saturday night and I found the parking ticket on my cab next day. I couldnt believe it.


The full article's worth reading. It's very funny! biggrin.gif

-- Edited by ddvmor at 23:25, 2007-07-06

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where you guys been http://www.johnsmeaton.com/



-- Edited by HaloBurn at 23:45, 2007-07-06

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HaloBurn wrote:

where you guys been http://www.johnsmeaton.com/



-- Edited by HaloBurn at 23:45, 2007-07-06


I'm sure he said something...I just don't have the slightest idea what it was...confused...Ben



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HaloBurn


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I should translate this for those that don't understand the Scootish dialect.

The Smeatonator says "He saw the man hitting a polica man and I thought your not getting away with that you cad!" "I then proceeded to do what all law abiding members of the public would do and run over and try and kick the villian while he was on the ground in an attempt to subdue and avert his neferious plans!"



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Excellent translation! I understand now!

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Thanks HB...Would you kindly tell the gentleman (as I'm sure my Texas drawl would leave him scratching his head) that I'll be the first to buy him a Diet Dr Pepper if he visits my neck of the woods...handshake.gif...Ben

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