The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Not sure I'll have time to post tomorrow. If anyone wants me after that, I shall be in Siberia! (or possibly China or Mongolia) Play nicely whilst I'm gone!
Oh woooe - we'll miss you Shaz - have a fantastic time - when do you get back? (We need to know so that our vigil can have focus.. or is that backwards?)
I never said we did, however that won't make it any less Bastille Day, it's not like there's a choice of dates for it. Weird, how I suddenly remembered it was then as I typed the date - I remember doing stuff for it in school.
Katie, I think you should suggest Fruit Pastille Day to the government as a name for this possible new bank holiday they're taunting us with.