The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I don't know if anyone here actually uses the 5 second rule, but...
The five-second rule: It just may be trueA pair of biology seniors at Connecticut College decided to test the oft-cited maxim that food that sits less than five seconds on a floor remains safe to eat. They used a well-traveled section of the college cafeteria; apple slices "because they were free," and Skittles, because there's an assumption that dry food is less susceptible to contamination, said researcher Molly Goettsche. To simulate the real world, food was dropped off the edge of a cafeteria table. One pair of edibles sat on the floor for five seconds; others for 10, 30, 60 seconds, and, finally, for five minutes. They repeated the experiment under the supervision of a biology professor.
The results: No bacteria were found on any food left on the floor for up to half a minute. Apple slices and Skittles both got germy after a minute (although one Skittle took five minutes).
Goettsche, 23, who is heading for a career in biotech market research, said she would not eat from a floor despite their findings.
"Use your discretion," she advised. "I don't want to be responsible for changing the five-second rule to the 30-second rule."
I generally don't use stuff that fell on the floor. It depends on how hungry I am and how long it is since Rochester sat on the floor with his bare anus. Anyway, I'm prertty sure there was a Mythbusters or similar which proved exactly the opposite. Stead might be able to confirm that for me as I beleive he's a fairly regular watcher of it.
I remember recently hearing the opposite (like you said, I think it was mythbusters) I won't eat anything moist that dropped. The condition of the floor it fell on (cat anus? ew...) how hungry I am, or if it was the last one are deciding factors with everything else...
Well you know how it is with cats and dogs. Whenever they sit down, they're putting their bare anus on the floor. Nice thought, huh?
Last night Rochester put his bare anus on the lawn in the garden. We then had to remove the slug that was hanging on his bottom before he came back into the house. That was definitely lots of ewww