The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
'I've got the world's longest tongue' Here's a world record to set tongues wagging.
German schoolgirl Annika Irmler has licked her way into the Guinness Book of Records with her whopping seven centimetre tongue. My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue - I could make lots of money with it one day," said Annika.
The twelve-year-old from Tangstedt, near Hamburg, can lick the ice cream from the bottom of a cornet - while her friends have to use their fingers.
"I'm just proud that now people everywhere can read about me and my tongue," she said.
"On my first day at school I had to stick my tongue out for everyone."
I think we should now all measure our tongues and post the results on the bored board.
I've just measured mine in a similar fashion to the picture and it is 4.5 cm. I've been told in the past that I have quite a long tongue, but it's nowhere near the record !
