The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Good eeevnin' ... ha ha ha ha haaaa .... ahem, sorry just saw the count from Seseme Street (how do you spell sesemewhatsit?)
Anyhew ... just a quick little apoliogy for being such a whinging bar steward of late. It will not continue! I am determined on this ... I have 2 weeks off from next Monday and keeping that in mind lifts my mood enormously. As does reading the posts in here.
Some cheerful things....
Right ... good job on Saturday all you English folk, I think it's fair to say you deserved to beat us. (gits)
I've just got Korn's new album and their cover of "Word Up!" is bloomin' fantastic ... cheese to the max. They've done a stunning version of "Another Brick In The Wall" as well.
Angelina Jolie ... well, she cheers me up
Resident Evil : Apocalypse ... it's going to be great. Trashy and cheap but great, how a splatter movie should be.
I've just written possibly my favourite thing I've ever written on the music front. Stead will hate it ... I've gone back to being a Goth
We have a gig in a fortnight.
And another a week after that.
There are rumours that Van Halen will be coming to these shores next year.
Gran Turismo 4 is out in three weeks.
My tea was lovelly
I have a bottle of wine in the cupboard saying "open me .... oooppeeen meeee" ... but we shall see.
Only a thousand? I'd have expected at least a thousand and four... maybe even a thousand and five.
Seriously though, mate - glad to hear you're feeling a bit cheerfuller (yeah, I know it ain't a real word, but what's the point in being a king if you can't make one up now and again!). I, too, am feeling the benefits of a 2 week holiday... bliss.