The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You must really have been giving it some. Respect Dude.
My cough is still pants - 'Twas Simon's turn in the spare room last night! (Well I think I've done my share at five nights straight sleeping sitting up in the chair - at least he got to use the camp bed)