The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's not Mum (mother) but 'mmmmm', the humming sound made with a closed mouth. It was used in Henry VI, Act 2. 'Seal up your lips and give no words but mum' and hence the modern derivation.
Hope that helps.
Bezz : Purveyor of useless information since 1975.
-- Edited by Henglegert Rinkerdink at 16:24, 2004-10-07
