The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It wouldn't be the first time he's forgotten something for me! Trouble is, when he's married to a stunner like Vic, he easily forgets about all other women almost the instant he's turned his back on them.
So I tend to be 'Out of sight, out of mind' and so's the book!
Oh, ye of little faith. I had already extracted the required tome from the shelf of bookness in readiness for it's conveyance to the place of work on the morrow.
Tempted to 'forget' now...
(No respect in this place. Even when I bribe em...)
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "Oh, ye of little faith. I had already extracted the required tome from the shelf of bookness in readiness for it's conveyance to the place of work on the morrow. Tempted to 'forget' now... (No respect in this place. Even when I bribe em...)"
Well done Dmeister. Please don't 'forget' - you did ask me to remind you...
You bribe the others to give you respect? What am I missing out on? I gave my respect gratis.
quote: Originally posted by: Susan " Do you think he'll remember to bring me in the book this time like he offered to?"
How awfully bad mannered of me, I forgot to say thank you publicly.
Thank you Darren for the book you struggled all the way into work with. I feel everyone ought to be made aware of your overwhelming kindness, thoughfulness & benevolence. What a King we have.
I know you're not taken with public displays of affection, but this one's especially for you D: Thank you.