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ddvmor


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I caught Catfish reading a thread about the number of sheets of loo roll that one uses after doing a Number Two on another forum last night. She suggested that it was just the sort of whacky and distasteful subject that I might start a thread about.

I would just like to clarify that I do not intend to start such a thread and I certainly do not intend to share with the general JDBB poulace that my average Number Twos loo roll usage is about 9 sheets.

Thank you.

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That's a lot of paper....


Get flushable wet wipes :)

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Pffff.... pffff to the whole thread.

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You pfff but you resurrected it by replying!

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JonnyStead wrote:

Pffff.... pffff to the whole thread.




This comment suggests that you are in favour of a thread on the subject of the number of sheets of toliet roll one uses after a Number Two. I say this because it is quite clearly stated at the start of the thread that it is a distasteful subject of which I would not start a thread.

Your comment suggests that you would, which suggests in turn that you are some sort of aficionado of faeces stained paper products.

You, sir, are a dirty, dirty, dirty, basserd!

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I reiterate - pffff to the whole thing - I poo poo it...

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Exactly my point! jdkgrin

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Here I go resurrecting a really old thread. I was reminded of it when I read this article on the New Scientist website:

World grabs more and more toilet paper
NEXT time you reach for the toilet roll, consider this: 60 million rolls of toilet paper are flushed away in Europe every day. And the average American gets though 57 sheets a day, six times the global average.
The rest of the article bitches and moans about not recycling enough office paper into bog-roll, but the important bit was the assertion that Americans use 57 sheets a day. 57??? What the hell do you people eat?

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In the distant past I have been known to use corn cobs and pine straw, but this was in a part of the country where most people made their own whiskey and we wore flour sack underwear...spaz...Ben

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57 sheets....hmmmm... one or two ply? that makes a difference.

I never thought to count, but now I'm slightly curious. Probably because it's late and I'm tired.

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ddvmor


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Well, it doesn't say, but who the hell would buy one ply bog roll?

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My mom. It's awful.

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No no no. You got it all wrong. You're supposed to say 'YOUR' Mom'.

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