The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I caught Catfish reading a thread about the number of sheets of loo roll that one uses after doing a Number Two on another forum last night. She suggested that it was just the sort of whacky and distasteful subject that I might start a thread about.
I would just like to clarify that I do not intend to start such a thread and I certainly do not intend to share with the general JDBB poulace that my average Number Twos loo roll usage is about 9 sheets.
This comment suggests that you are in favour of a thread on the subject of the number of sheets of toliet roll one uses after a Number Two. I say this because it is quite clearly stated at the start of the thread that it is a distasteful subject of which I would not start a thread.
Your comment suggests that you would, which suggests in turn that you are some sort of aficionado of faeces stained paper products.
Here I go resurrecting a really old thread. I was reminded of it when I read this article on the New Scientist website:
World grabs more and more toilet paperNEXT time you reach for the toilet roll, consider this: 60 million rolls of toilet paper are flushed away in Europe every day. And the average American gets though 57 sheets a day, six times the global average. The rest of the article bitches and moans about not recycling enough office paper into bog-roll, but the important bit was the assertion that Americans use 57 sheets a day. 57??? What the hell do you people eat?
In the distant past I have been known to use corn cobs and pine straw, but this was in a part of the country where most people made their own whiskey and we wore flour sack underwear......Ben
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