The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
OK ... I know it's early ... sorry but I need some inspiration here.
Last year I was asked to submit a song for a Christmas compilation CD, only a small production run but it sold really well. So well I've been asked to submit a tune this year as well.
Here's the problem ... I don't know what to do. Don't want to do anything cheesy (well, if I do it'll need changing significantly). In my head at the moment I have either a lounge jazz version of Wizzard's "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday" or a proper rock opera type thing of "Sarajevo 12/24".
I'm in a quandry ... any inspiration you can provide will be appreciated! Ta muchly like.