The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's called having a husband who sets his alarm for 7.30 every Sat & Sun. Don't ask me why! I try and stay in bed as long as I can, but after a while I just feel lazy & end up getting up too. And Ikea don't open till 11am.
The kids would let me have a lay in, but he wouldn't! The men are watching Match of the Day <groan>, so I'm catching up with friends. Not that there's many around this time of day.
Why? Who knows? Waste of a perfectly good lie in if you ask me. (I think he just can't wait for breakfast!)
It took us about an hour to get into IKEA - should only have been about 30 mins. The world & his wife were there. Still, we were lucky and got everything we wanted & about £200 of extra stuff!
Still waiting for the friends to arrive. Sharon put in an appearance at lunchtime, but everyone else must even now still be kipping. What else is there to do on such a wet horrible day but visit cyberfriends?
Still waiting for the friends to arrive. Sharon put in an appearance at lunchtime, but everyone else must even now still be kipping. What else is there to do on such a wet horrible day but visit cyberfriends? "
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