The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Does anyone remember which TV programme used Raphsody on a Theme of Paganini as it's theme? Was it Dispatches? It's playing on the radio and it's bugging me!
You da man, Heng. Nicely done. Now you've said it I'm kicking myself for not being able to remember (well, actually I'm not kicking myself at all 'cos self harming isn't big and it isn't clever... and it kinda hurts!)