The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You're very kind mate - but its not very exciting -
In a nutshell - I am part of a team that oversee's the activity of the different parts of the bank to ensure that their activities do not pose a risk to our reputation or business - so in other words they are responsible for doing things the "Right way" but we keep a watching brief on current activities and consult on new ones to ensure that we dont do anything daft in the name of generating business.
Thats about it! - lots of meetings, teleconferences and reading and writing reports - its more fun than handling complaints though which was my last job!
Sha76jam - whenever I see your name on the board I read it in my head as "SHAZAM!" like a magic thing - dont know why but thought I should share...
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quote: Originally posted by: JonnyStead "Sha76jam - whenever I see your name on the board I read it in my head as "SHAZAM!" like a magic thing - dont know why but thought I should share..."
I wish you hadn't. It's stuck in my head too now. Geesh, thanks Stead.
I always read it as Shazam too - didn't want to say anything before incase it made me look a little crazy, but since I'm not the only (and some-one else mentioned it first)... See I'm just a sheep following the flock really. Baaaaaaaaa