The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Apparently Tony Blair is stepping down on the 9th of May.
Blair's long goodbye ends on May 9 Tony Blair will finally announce his departure to the media on Wednesday May 9, triggering the Labour leadership succession...A May 9 announcement will mean Blair leaving Number 10 for the last time at the end of June, 10 years and eight weeks after taking office.
I mean, I watch the morning news every day and the evening news most days and I don't recall anyone mentioning this.
That said, when I googled for it after reading this article, it's not like anyone reputable was carrying the story.
Ho hum. I'll go back to my...stuff and things, now...