The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
*it should be noted that I don't think the word 'ace' is used enough in general conversation these days and we sould endeavour to revive it. Imagine an 'ace' cultural revolution!
Dunno. The guy who built it does say that "My goal with this project was to build a retro keyboard that was fully functional and of a sufficient quality that it could be used everyday by a touch typist."
And there's a short video of someone touchtyping on it! Remember, people used to touchtype on actual typewriters back in the Olden Days and you had to bang the keys on them really hard.
"so to make this here keyboard I have just designed more authentic, I shall take a nice photograph with my old pocket watch beside it.. ahhh yes, perfect"