The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So I'm spending a couple of weeks in the same building as the JDK as my frightfully important executive type work brings me here and all I have to say is:
Oh
My
God...
Not only is the JDKs actual office - THE MOST BORING place on earth but the town that it is situated in is officially Chav central.
I swear this place is proof that the government carried out secret chemical experiments on the working classes in the sixties... knuckle draggers or what... My hat is off to the JDK for not going crossbow crazy every lunchtime. I'm bringing my super powerful one down here tomorrow and gonna bag me some plebs...
__________________
I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson