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"I'm Lois!"


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Hell on earth (The JDKs Office)


So I'm spending a couple of weeks in the same building as the JDK as my frightfully important executive type work brings me here and all I have to say is:

Oh


My


God...

Not only is the JDKs actual office - THE MOST BORING place on earth but the town that it is situated in is officially Chav central.

I swear this place is proof that the government carried out secret chemical experiments on the working classes in the sixties... knuckle draggers or what...
My hat is off to the JDK for not going crossbow crazy every lunchtime. I'm bringing my super powerful one down here tomorrow and gonna bag me some plebs...

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I miss my lofty tower in the sky... cry.gif

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"I'm Lois!"


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You had it coming SQL boy...

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Why? Why do you taunt me so?

You brute.

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Tickle me, Elmo!

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It was worth the pain for seeing me again though, wasn't it?  Go on, admit it, you know it's true! aww.gif

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"I'm Lois!"


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Absolutely - in fact getting lost in your eyes made the trip to clampettown tolerable ;)

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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson



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I've never got lost in Susan's eyes. My gaze is always drawn inexplicably downwards...

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giggle.gif

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"I'm Lois!"


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Its just wrong isnt it - I had lunch with Sue today - but she brough some Oaf along... pffff

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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson



I ain't a Pirate and I ain't called Anne, but I sure am Bonnie!

(Mrs)





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some what now?

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"I'm Lois!"


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An Oaf - a unsophisticated plebecite who sat there making inappropriate remarks and destroyed the ambience...

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Oh. I didn't see him.

We talked about Susan jubblies. Heh heh heh...

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They were referred to a little, I admit. wink.gif

Roll on next Thursday, eh?

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Quite right! ;)

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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson

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