The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Sorry - mate - I've been ill so no posting from em for a while!!
Are you asking me out?
Looks like my kind of concert, though if you're not used to classical music or don't know those peices, it might be a bit heavy going (a concerto AND a symphony!)
Ok so we normally do a concerto and a symphony at concerts, but we make sure at least one of them is a well known one!
Hah! Yeah, my Vic is pretty cunning - I wouldn't put it past her. It's ok as long as I continue to receive my conjugal rights... like cottage pie and curry.