The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Did you put the poor bottle out of its misery and drink the little devil? I do hope so.
Well, Santa (and jdk, and stead...) would say that I watch monkeys and waste tax payers money on testing pointless scientific hypotheses. I would say that I am a world famous evolutionary biologist who juggles cutting edge scientific research with educating bright young psychology students about the innermost workings of the brain.
Ooh. You naughty thread-jacker, you! He're us talking about the ugly-ass monkey and how Copper knows lots of things about monkeys that no right thinking person should, and you go and pollute it with your pro-darwinist clap-trap. Everyone knows that the Flying Spaghetti Monster made the world!!
It does look like a bit of a freaky place though. I've never quite understood the stance that belief that god created the earth to a design and evolutionary theory are mutally exclusive.
Anyway... back to Copper's unnatural intimacy with the animal kingdom...