The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
How do you be bored with a wii in the house. You're crazy!
But since you are bored, what you need is some sort of internet message board that is dedicated specifically to bored people! One that you could just post some arbitrary 'I'm bored' message on and have people respond to it in an effort to alleviate your boredom.
If only there were something like that...
Why don't you go and watch the world Origami Championships on Sky? It's available on pay per view!