The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm told that there arer people on the planet who haven't seen this. So as part of my public duty, I feel it neccessary to ensure that none of you guys can be counted among them.
quote: Originally posted by: sha76jam "Ta for the link Nate, can barely get anything working on this truly buggered pile of crap at the moment, seriously considering C:/> FORMAT!!!"
Ahhh Sharon. Mediochre Laptop problems again? I feel ya (as nate would say). I managed to murder mine last week. And the Windows disks supplied with it don't work. So I'm waiting for Time to pull their fingers out and send me new ones....
At least my disks appear to work. And failing that I can always nick the work ones. Sorry! Did I say that? I mean "borrow for work-related purposes, which fall strictly within our licensing agreement".