The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Turns out that today was quite a busy day in history. Have a look at this list that I unashamedly stole from another forum!
1204 Constantinople sacked, during the Fourth Crusade 1606 The 'Union Jack' becomes the British flag 1838 Zulus defeated by better-armed British settlers at Tugela 1861 American Civil War begins 1914 Shaw's 'Pygmalion' performed for the first time 1923 Singer Maria Callas born 1941 Bobby Moore born (with hair) 1945 President Franklin Delano Roosevelt dies 1954 Bill Hailey & the Comets record 'Rock Around The Clock' 1961 Yuri Gagarin becomes the first man in space 1981 Joe 'The Brown Bomber' Louis dies 1989 ...and another boxer, Sugar Ray Robinson, is beaten by the bell 1949 Birth of playwright Alan Aycbourn 1990 British Customs discover parts of a 'Super-Gun' in shipping awaiting export to Iraq...
How about if I add human interest to them by including fascinating facts of my own?
Like this:
1914 Shaw's 'Pygmalion' performed for the first time.
I studied Pygmalion in 6th Form Theatre Studies. We put on an abridged production of it in which I played Professor Higgins and got to verbally abuse one of the other girls in my class. I was rubbish, but I had a great deal of fun. Rex Harrison was better then me.