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Post Info TOPIC: Front or back?
I like: [6 vote(s)]

Backs - bottoms are lovely.
16.7%
Fronts - who wouldn't want to see boobs/willies*? (*delete as applicable)
50.0%
A nice side profile... hang on... why am I even bothering to participate in this ridiculous poll?
33.3%
ddvmor


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Okay. Dumb poll time. There's an attractive naked person infront of you. Whichever gender you prefer. Would you rather see their front or their back?

-- Edited by ddvmor at 13:06, 2007-04-02

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bonniepirateanne


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jdk.. are you high?

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ddvmor


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No. I'm on the ground floor. Why do you ask?

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JonnyStead


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Jesus you must be bored....

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Maybe. A bit. This code I've been working on for the last month ain't exactly the most exciting thing I've ever done...

Now, vote. Damn you.

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bonniepirateanne


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you're calling the jdk 'Jesus' now, man, things have gone too far..

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Aodan


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I voted. Just to make you happy :)

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ddvmor


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See... there are now 3 proper votes! You all have an opinion on this really, despite your derision!

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JonnyStead


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I voted for option 3 because you're an idiot...

Medically speaking - "idiot" is bottom of the pile - just below Moron and Imbecile respectively. I found that out today.

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ddvmor


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Heh. Wiki has a surprisingly lengthy article on the subject of idiots. My favourite bit is this:

Wikipedia Wrote:
In psychology, it is a historical term for the state or condition now called profound mental retardation.


I have also learned from this article that the word cretinism exists and that in several american states, Idiots have no right to vote. Also, the quote at the end from Bob Smith: "Never argue with an idiot. He will lower you to his level and beat you with experience." means that you never have to worry about losing an argument! Yay!

-- Edited by ddvmor at 07:56, 2007-04-04

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I have also learned from this article that the word cretinism exists and that in several american states, Idiots have no right to vote. Also, the quote at the end from Bob Smith: "Never argue with an idiot. He will lower you to his level and beat you with experience." means that you never have to worry about losing an argument! Yay!

-- Edited by ddvmor at 07:56, 2007-04-04
Good God man you really do have NOTHING to do at work do you? wink



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I have plenty to do at work. Just no incentive to do it. After all, my boss suffers from profound mental retardation and didn't give me a pay rise this year because they way I exceeded my 2006 targets by 100% simply blew his mind. So screw him. Given that I'm in the office for an hour to an hour and a half more than I am contracted to each day, I think a few moments reading a wiki article in the eymology and history of the word 'idiot' can be excused.

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JonnyStead


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This is why you didnt get a pay rise - ever think of that? hmmm hmmm?

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Aodan


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OH snap.

I used to do that.. come in early, leave late.. I didn't get anything extra for it. No one noticed because it be came something I just did. I was just always there. NO raise, NO bonus... nothing.

When I started coming in at start time on the minute and leaving at quitting time on the minute, they noticed.

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ddvmor


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JonnyStead wrote:

This is why you didnt get a pay rise - ever think of that? hmmm hmmm?


What, this?
The JDK wrote:

I exceeded my 2006 targets by 100%


Or this?
The JDK wrote:

I'm in the office for an hour to an hour and a half more than I am contracted to each day



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