The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So having visited the opticians for a routine eye test yesterday lunchtime, I went back to the office and told my boss the terrible news that I had been certified as officially blind, apart from for TV or video gaming purposes and, on that basis, it was appropriate that he send me home to recover. He didn't laugh. In fact, he frowned instead.
This is the same idiot (you must remember) who refused to come in to work one day because it meant accepting delivery of and (holds breath) driving (gasp!) a Nissan Micra courtesy car when his Merc was going off for repair. Trust me, he's a complete pilchard. (I'm not a doctor, but trust me anyway.)
Susan wrote: This is the same idiot (you must remember) who refused to come in to work one day because it meant accepting delivery of and (holds breath) driving (gasp!) a Nissan Micra courtesy car when his Merc was going off for repair. Trust me, he's a complete pilchard. (I'm not a doctor, but trust me anyway.)
-- Edited by Susan at 21:20, 2007-03-28
Based on that diagnosis - I trust you.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
These days I dont think you should acknowledge the existance of the twins...?
It's okay Stead, even though I've not met the twins yet, I know of their existence... not that the JDK talks about them a lot or anything ... he just mentioned them to me once
Catfish wrote: JonnyStead wrote:These days I dont think you should acknowledge the existance of the twins...?
It's okay Stead, even though I've not met the twins yet, I know of their existence... not that the JDK talks about them a lot or anything ... he just mentioned them to me once
-- Edited by Catfish at 20:32, 2007-03-30
Wise and tolerant... everything I'm not.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
It's okay Stead, even though I've not met the twins yet, I know of their existence... not that the JDK talks about them a lot or anything ... he just mentioned them to me once
-- Edited by Catfish at 20:32, 2007-03-30
Oh dear me, they do get around don't they?! You have nothing to fear Catfish, I keep them under wraps as best as I can at work, but they're sociable little things! I'm sure we'll all be introduced in person soon.
