The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
In recent months - the JDK has often criticised me for the way I look, which I think is unfair - so, with this in mind I have arranged for a lovely portrait of myself to be placed on the board so that you may all bask in my loveliness. I think this image shows off my best side. I have attached a poll to collect your good wishes...
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(edited by the JDK to add a little smiley on the main page. I like the little smileys - they look pretty and cheer the place up a bit! )
-- Edited by ddvmor at 12:17, 2007-03-23
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson