The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Start: Depart BS34 8RG on Local road(s) (South) < 0.1 1: Road name changes to Kings Drive 0.2 2: Turn RIGHT to stay on Kings Drive 0.1 3: At roundabout, take the THIRD exit onto Hunts Ground Road 0.1 4: At roundabout, take the FIRST exit onto Great Stoke Way 0.3 5: At roundabout, take the FIRST exit onto B4057 [Winterbourne Road] 0.9 6: At roundabout, take the SECOND exit onto B4057 [Gipsy Patch Lane] 0.9 7: Take Ramp onto A38 [Gloucester Road] 1.7 8: At roundabout, take the THIRD exit onto Ramp towards M5 / M4 / Gloucester / Midlands / London / South Wales / Severn Bridge 0.6 9: Take Ramp (RIGHT) onto M5 towards M5 / The Midlands / Stroud and Gloucester 81.9 10: Merge onto M6 188.0 11: Road name changes to A74 5.5 12: Road name changes to A74(M) 1.0 13: Keep LEFT onto Ramp towards A75 / South West Scotland / Dumfries / Stranraer 0.4 14: Bear RIGHT (West) onto A75 33.7 15: Turn RIGHT (North-West) onto A712 [Maiden Row] 14.4 16: Turn RIGHT (North) onto A713 0.1 17: Turn LEFT (West) onto A712 0.7 18: Keep STRAIGHT onto A762 [High Street] < 0.1 19: Bear RIGHT (West) onto A712 [The Queens Way] 17.2 20: Turn RIGHT (West) onto A75 23.2 21: Turn RIGHT (East) onto A751 1.7 22: Road name changes to Local road(s) < 0.1 23: Turn RIGHT (North) onto A77 3.1 24: Turn LEFT (South-West) onto Local road(s) < 0.1 25: *Check timetable* Take Cairnryan-Larne (West) 26: Take Local road(s) (South) < 0.1 27: Bear RIGHT (South-West) onto Local road(s) 0.1 28: Bear LEFT (South) onto Local road(s) 0.2 29: At roundabout, take the THIRD exit onto A8 [The Harbour Highway] 0.4 30: At roundabout, take the FIRST exit onto A8 [Belfast Road] 14.1 31: At roundabout, take the THIRD exit onto A8(M) towards A8(M) / M2 / Belfast 1.0 32: At roundabout, take the THIRD exit onto Ramp towards M2 / Belfast 0.4 33: Merge onto M2 5.7 34: Take Ramp (LEFT) onto A2 [Nelson Street] towards A12 / M1 / Belfast (W) / The West / The South 0.2 35: Turn RIGHT (North-West) onto A12 [Great Georges Street] 0.8 36: Take Ramp (LEFT) onto A501 [Divis Street] 0.3 37: Turn RIGHT (South) onto Local road(s) < 0.1 38: Road name changes to B126 [Millfield] 0.2 39: Turn LEFT (East) onto A1 [Wellington Place] 0.2 End: Arrive Donegall Square E, Belfast BT1 5
So did you specify 'via Scotland' Darren? www.multimap.co.uk are pretty good & I think they cover all of Europe now & you can see ariel photos of most of Britain.
My house doesn't appear on Multimap - the arial photo was taken before they built it. Of course, I can genuinely say "I remember when all this was fields..." because I can! he he he!
Well that's just not pikchersquee and quiet. Look at the orgy going on in the nudist forest in the distance. And there's a rave taking place just over that snowy ridge. I'm not even going to mention the antics on the thrid mountain from the left.