The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Motorists near Chertsey in Surrey may have witnessed the world's costliest car crash.
One of the vehicles involved was an £840,000 eight-litre Bugatti Veyron, the world's most expensive and fastest street-legal car.
The incident happened in heavy rain at around 3pm on Sunday on a 40mph section of the B375.
It is understood that the hand-crafted Veyron - which has a top speed in excess of 250mph -wiint out of control while doing about 100mph.
The supercar collided with a Vauxhall Astra before crashing into trees on a roadside bank.
Police said the Bugatti's male driver, who was with a younger male passenger, was reported by officers for driving without due care and attention. Pictures of the damaged Veyron - thought to be one of only about 12 in Britain - displaying its badly damaged front endwiire taken by a passer-by and sent to The Sun newspaper.
Insurers are now deciding whether the car is repairable or whether in fact it will be a contender for the most costly write-off in history.
The 1,000 horsepower Bugatti - which can do 0 to 60mph in 2.5 seconds - is owned by a businessman in his forties who runs a car hire and management company with his brothers, it was reported.
It is claimed the vehicle was being rented to the driver for £20,000 a day. Nick Lancaster, chief executive of dealer HR Owen, which sold the car, told The Sun: "It is the first Veyron I have heard of being damaged.wii cannot say yet whether it is written off or not."
yeah i read this - it sucks for that guy that his minor accident (in that, nobody was hurt.. these type of accidents happen every day) makes it onto the BBC 'in pictures' section:
If he's enough of a nob to be driving round at 100mph on a B road in the thing, I think it's a small price to pay! He's just bloody lucky it wasn't more serious.
ddvmor wrote:If he's enough of a nob to be driving round at 100mph on a B road in the thing, I think it's a small price to pay! He's just bloody lucky it wasn't more serious.
In the rain no less.
Can't say I'm digging the paint job all that much...