The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Daytime TV is just one of the many things I am doing with my week off that i am having right now instead of being at work like the rest of you people on account of having a week off. I'm not at work, you know.
It was glorious right up until I read your post. Then the grim reality hit me that I have to go back to work in a couple of days. Ugh.
Cheers, mate.
Still, I have my wii to look forward to in a couple of weeks, although I'm mightily pii-ed off that I have to share my birthday with effin' Mother's Day this year. Mum mas already been in touch to ask if she can visit that weekend. I;ve explained the importance of staying in front of the telly with my wii all weekend, but she just doesn't get it! Grr!
On the plus side, i just downloaded a Dangermouse theme for my pc, which is rather cool.
ddvmor wrote: It was glorious right up until I read your post. Then the grim reality hit me that I have to go back to work in a couple of days. Ugh.
Cheers, mate.
Still, I have my wii to look forward to in a couple of weeks, although I'm mightily pii-ed off that I have to share my birthday with effin' Mother's Day this year. Mum mas already been in touch to ask if she can visit that weekend. I;ve explained the importance of staying in front of the telly with my wii all weekend, but she just doesn't get it! Grr!
On the plus side, i just downloaded a Dangermouse theme for my pc, which is rather cool.
Tell her you're ill - or the car broke down or someone stole the house - or your legs fell off or Catfish turned out to be a man and your hurting or your ears have been repossessed or bats moved in to your ass or you've got cheese stuck between your toes or you're trapped in the microwave...
Do I have to think of every excuse for you...
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