The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
well... perhaps they should know better than to stand so close to the speaker.
did that once at a dream theater concert... learned my lesson when it took almost a week to get my hearing back. but then again, they make ear plugs for concerts... perhaps they should make lung plugs too?