The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Morgan State basketball coach Todd Bozeman has an April court date following what police called a curse-filled tirade with a restaurant employee over a botched sandwich order. {snip}
Bozeman grabbed the restaurant worker by the shoulders and shook her, according to her boss.
Police said Bozeman was belligerent and "screaming that he didn't want ham sandwiches" after his order was served at a sports bar. An assistant coach had ordered 52 steak and chicken sandwiches for the bus trip back to Baltimore, Md., the restaurant manager said. {snip}
Oh noes!! Not the [censored] ham sandwiches!!!!!
Throw his azz in jail for a couple days, that ought to cool his jets! Damn tweakers... Since when was it okay to be a hyper-spastic lunatic?
NateO wrote: Since when was it okay to be a hyper-spastic lunatic?
Dammit. Now I'm giggling. I have to say that If I was expecting a chicken and steak buttie for my lunch, I'd be pretty disppointed if I received a ham one. Not sure I'd sake the waitress, though. I think I'd probably just ask her to change it...
I laughed out loud, too. But that was more about my take on what is pretty ridiculous behavior...
Not sure I'd sake the waitress, though. I think I'd probably just ask her to change it...
Well, I should hope most sane people would do the same... I mean, you're going to start tearing a poor server, making minimum wage, a new arse and shake her around, in a public forum no less, about a couple of ham sandwiches? Which are probably pretty good, btw...
That's insanity. Make an example of this hot-shot, don't throw away the key, but seriously, throw his azz in jail for a few days with the criminal element... We'll see if his temperament/manners improve...