The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I had almost forgotten what school dinners tasted like...until today that is. I have to say, it was pretty ok, I had Jacket potatoe, beans, cheese, chips and apple pie for desert, all for £1.53 which I was pretty shocked at, I don't know whether I get staff discount or not, but I aint complainin. What do y'all remember, and I understand if it was just toooooo long ago to remember, not saying anyone here is very old or anything, but ya know...
-- Edited by Mitchell at 20:16, 2004-09-08
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quote: Originally posted by: Mitchell " is vic human, I mean, who would knowingly eat dried pigs blood, I mean, this needs investigating...sounds like a job for DD "
Dazza - am I human?
By the way, I'm half Scottish (my Mother is a Scot). I LOVE Haggis - tastes like sausage - it's mostly oatmeal anyway, there's nothing really dodgy in there. Does make a difference though what it comes in. Over here in the supermarkets it's generally in a plastic bag but if you go to a proper scottish butcher, it's in a sheep's stomach - much more flavour that way.
To be honest, what goes into my tummy plays a HUGE part in my life, I'll eat or drink pretty much anything (that is suitable for human consumption) except mushrooms - they are definately satan's work, just fungus let's face it, feel like slugs (and I'm allergic - phew!).
We get black pudding in the canteen at work on Fridays with the breakfast - me and my boss go down there and fill up on the stuff - yummy!
quote: Originally posted by: VicM By the way, I'm half Scottish (my Mother is a Scot). I LOVE Haggis - tastes like sausage - it's mostly oatmeal anyway, there's nothing really dodgy in there. Does make a difference though what it comes in. Over here in the supermarkets it's generally in a plastic bag but if you go to a proper scottish butcher, it's in a sheep's stomach - much more flavour that way.
Flavour?!
Hey, I'm all for Scotch eggs, deep fried pizza and Scotch Whiskey, but Haggis, eh-eh.
i don't mind haggis, my scottish uncle has fed it to me several times.. and if you think about it - what are normal sausages encased in.... that's right.. stuff!
i also never really ate school lunch, i had hp sarnies and orange squash.. and on special days, egg sandwiches
