The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Cool. Activeboard have just given me a bunch of stats to look at. Utterly useless to me, but sort of interesting, nontheless - don't know if you'll be able to see this image - I've just linked it to the graph on the admin panel:
As can clearly be seen, we've all been slacking since our lofty post turnover in June. Get posting!
Ahhh. You've been doing some statistical analysation of the data, have you? If it helps, I think it's only fair to blame everything on Nate. Lets see... Global Warming - yup, that was Nate. Did anyone else notice that no-one's seen a Dodo since Nate was born?
Actually, though - you can see exactly when everyone went on holiday and stuff. Inconsiderate buggers. No holidays! Everybody sit by your computers. Do it now!
