The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Every super hero needs a secret identity. By day I am the great and magnanimous Jammie King, spreading my jammie wealth around the the nation. By night, I am the dark masked avenger, Batmen - lurking around the rooftops of ...er... Bradley Stoke, fighting injustice wherever I see it:
"Oi! I saw that - pick up that crisp packet! And you kids - stop hanging around on that corner. You make the place look untidy! Oh yeah, and tell your friends about me, I'm Batman!"
