A bit geeky, I know, but I also know that you're gonna laugh your tits off (except Stead, who is a tit and should therefore avoid this site).

Remember when BT were using Tom Baker's voice for messages?  Well someone with an awful lot of time on his hands has made full and excellent use of old Tom's voice!  I recommend the Time Warp, House of the Rising Sun and Bohemian Raphsody!