The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Heh... came across this... Day 6: All your base. My base? I'm in your base, killing your dancing baby. Badger badger badger badger TUNAK TUNAK! Software pirates versus ninja looters. P2P! B2B! USB! Web 2.0 RLY? The internet is for Pong. IRC. I am C. I am C++. I am in the net. I am ... internet! Yes! I understand! I am internet! The magic was in me all along! I must get it out. I must share internet with the world. Where is the port? WHERE IS THE PORT? Heh heh heh...
yup, this pretty much describes me too.. and scarily, we're moving house (not the scary bit) and advised our phone and internet provider about 7 days ago of this exciting information and they said it would be 30 days before the services were switched. that was fine. two days ago they switched off our phone and now we're just clinging on to every second of internet before it disappears with no prior warning... don't go .. internet