The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So, when you watch Big Brother or if, like me, you actively avoid it yet get bombarded with updates from your so-called workmates all day, do you ever consider whether you would agree to go on a reality TV show? Do you feel that you should agree so that you can prove that the world is not populated by behaviourally retarded chav wannabes? Would you go for the money? Or would you simply refuse, because it's shit?
And... what would it take to convince you to do it? What's your price?
it's slightly obvious, at this time, what i voted.. i said yes.. but the caveat would have to be that i get to bring my husband. (yeah, that might exclude me and do away with the whole point)
reality tv shows intrigue me, i'm not saying i think they're awesome, just intriguing. plus i'd like free food and use of a jacuzzi for a couple of weeks.
I voted yes, however there is only one scenario in which I would go into big brother and that would be if i won a massive amount on the lottery. I think that a lottery winner would get put straight on, I wouldn't care about the money and wouldn't need to play any games. Although maybe i haven't thought this through properly.
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
I voted no because I really dont think they would agree to the massive amount of money required to get me in there. Lets put it this way - I wouldnt entertain anything less than a couple of mil - and I'm pretty sure I would engineer my eviction by the end of day one
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
it's slightly obvious, at this time, what i voted.. i said yes.. but the caveat would have to be that i get to bring my husband. (yeah, that might exclude me and do away with the whole point)
