The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. And pretty cute too. No wonder you're the most popular superhero ever! What Superhero Are You? http://www.blogthings.com/whatsuperheroareyouquiz/
I may have had to change it a bit to get away from being Wonder Woman
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Oh jee: I think the king used to refer to my super-hero ego, when fantasizing that I'm 12ft
I guess it came up because I said, that I don't need a costum!
You Are The Hulk
Super strong and super scary, you were never meant to be a superhero. You're not really into saving the world. And the world better get out of your way.
ddvmor wrote: Did you say that you were huge and green and liked very tight trousers?
Nope! I said that I was a broken home kid and that I don't need any fancy costums to be supertastic. If I could have choosen I would have been a willowy, pale, ginger-haired witch! Oh and obviously the pretty sort not a warty one. And when it comes to powers I'd like to have visions...like Cordy