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sha76jam


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Vegetable Biryani
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Would any one else expect to find an egg in it?


(apologies to the Americans, it's a curry thing)



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Not really.  Spinach, Carrot, Potato, Corgette maybe, but not usually egg.

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No, I'd never come across it before.

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I had a barney with my sister's husband once who was having a go at my sister cos he thought there shouldn't be potato in his Vindaloo and she said she thought there should be.  I said "Isn't that what the 'aloo' bit means, you know, potato? and he went


 


 


They're divorced now! 



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I shall remember not to marry the guy in the takeaway.

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Good plan!  Trouble is how to stop him drooling over you...

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Always such a problem!

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"Good plan!  Trouble is how to stop him drooling over you..."

Since I'm american and all, I don't know what vegetable biryani is... but I have this same problem with my pizza delivery guy.



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What?  Drooling over you?

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The solution is not to answer the door without having a nice absorbent cloth handy!

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And stop putting on your see-through neglegee after ordering a takeout. 

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And stop putting on your see-through neglegee after ordering a takeout. 




 


Well that kind of takes all the fun out of it



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You could use your femminine wiles to get cheaper pizza - either smile sweetly & flutter your eyelashes or go for the never failing "You have drooled on my pizza box & I demand a discount!"



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i order pizza online with a credit card so it's paid for before he gets here... so unless he can tell just how hot i am through a website, i don't think i have much of a chance

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Tried using a webcam???

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Online eh? I'm still stuck in the 20th century on that one. Don't typically get drooled on, which is nice. I did have an ex girlfriend 'drunk dial' me last weekend though.

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I don't generally get drooled on either!!

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How about drunk dialed?


Here's the message in its entirety (slurring and cracking voice included):




And, like, it was all downhill from there.... <pause -> click>




-- Edited by NateO at 20:39, 2004-08-30

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I have been drunk dialed once at stupid o'clock in the morning.  It was wrong number!!! 

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Was repeatedly drunk dialled one night by a guy I'd been on one date with.  Had a flip phone at the time, so couldn't send him straight to answerphone, but didn't want to turn my phone off.  Ended up muffling it under clothes & pillows!  It wasn't the only reason why I cancelled the second date.

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You can elucidate you know

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Yes, please do tell!

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Oh, sorry, nothing that interesting!  He was just somewhat keener on me than I was on him & when he suggested for a second date that he cook me dinner (an offer that would have been more enticing if he'd given any indication of enjoying cooking) & then also mentioned it was his birthday that week I decided it best to run a mile in the opposite direction before he suggested a third date spent choosing paint colours.  And they say it's women who scare blokes off that way!

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So you're indecisive when it comes to paint colours then Sharon?


Well, that and he drunk dials you to point where you have to bury your phone!



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I should have taken the meal if I were you!

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"I should have taken the meal if I were you!"
It might have been an improvement. Hard to drunk dial when one is cooking eh.

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So what're you suggesting, I should have got him to constantly cook whenever I wanted a garaunteed,drunk dial free, good nights sleep?

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Right, erm, I think. If he's loaded and cooking, it might be enough to throw him off with the complications of dialing, holding the phone, etc...

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