The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hello all, this is Stead - I have initiatied the JDBB defence protocol and assumed control of the board because:
Someone appears to have taken control of my identity on the board and changed my avatar and my password citing "revenge" as their main objective.
I have now restored the avatar and password and, to protect you all, as I believe the JDK may have fallen under the spell of terrorists, I have assumed control of the board.
Please feel free to go about your daily lives as if nothing has happened whilst I get to the bottom of all this. That is all.
Oh deary deary me. It looks like Stead somehow managed to guess my oh so difficult to guess password and post stuff in my name (only the second person ever to do so). What a bad fellow he is!
As your King, I now decree that you use this thread to say bad things about our Jonny. One insult each please, and no pushing!
I'll go first:
Stead is actually a big, gay, pot bellied closet chav with the sexual charisma of a snail that has been trodden into the carpet by a slightly overweight child with BO and a heavy limp on the right hand side.
Oh deary deary me. It looks like Stead somehow managed to guess my oh so difficult to guess password and post stuff in my name (only the second person ever to do so). What a bad fellow he is!
As your King, I now decree that you use this thread to say bad things about our Jonny. One insult each please, and no pushing!
I'll go first:
Stead is actually a big, gay, pot bellied closet chav with the sexual charisma of a snail that has been trodden into the carpet by a slightly overweight child with BO and a heavy limp on the right hand side.
-- Edited by ddvmor at 15:23, 2006-12-27
Now, you see, none of this is nice is it? After all I was trying to protect the good people of the board and yet here you are with your foul language and your foul mouth being unking to me when all I wanted to do was help...
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Hello all, this is Stead - I have initiatied the JDBB defence protocol and assumed control of the board because:
Someone appears to have taken control of my identity on the board and changed my avatar and my password citing "revenge" as their main objective.
I have now restored the avatar and password and, to protect you all, as I believe the JDK may have fallen under the spell of terrorists, I have assumed control of the board.
Please feel free to go about your daily lives as if nothing has happened whilst I get to the bottom of all this. That is all.
This is a public service broadcast.
I only saw your 'hijacked' avatar for a few minutes, but I think it suited you better than Superman - it was kinda cute
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Insult Stead? I could never do such a ... oh ... OK then
Mr Steadman, you are an ego wrapped in a sphincter strolling this earth oblivious to the existance of anything that may burst that bubble of self import, your "skeleton in a wig" presentation to others does not draw fear and respect as you may hope but, more, revoltion and the desire for a sit down. Long may your reign of tremble continue.
ddvmor wrote: It was so good, in fact that I'm inclined to give you another go!
Always happy to oblige
Mr Steadman, to say that you are a work shy fop would be an understatment of the greatest order, tis as if the lord above, on the day of your creation, did cover you in a untarnishable coating of telfon. Thou errant tardy-gaited bladder!
sorry father stead
