The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
...her Marketing exams. Her results arrived today. Two Bs and a C. And this from a girl who didn't do any work for it! Nice one Vic! All hail the Marketing Queen!
Free fer a pahnd. Gettem while they're ripe. luvverly
Congrats Vickster - BCW could be looking for a marketing guru at some stage in their career so i'll keep you in mind, although the pre-requisits could be something like "must have sold snow to the eskimos" or something - that would be Bo wirting the job spec maybe...
