The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's been a while. Glad to see that you are all still conversing and picking at each other. I finally got my time to use the computer. My turn usually comes around every 8 weeks whether I need to use it or not. With college kids in the house, their "stuff" seems to take priority for some reason. I would think that it should go by seniority, but noooooo. Anyway, hope everyone is doing well.
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!
Yes, yes. We're still here... clinging on by our fingernails and, in some cases, teeth.
You're absolutely right about the priority in the household. College kids actually have no rights at all by law and should therefore simply shut themselves away - preferably in a shoe box - and not bother us real people! Tell them that the JDK has decreed that they are not to deprive you of internet goodness. Especially YouTube! YouTube takes priority over EVERYTHING ELSE!
