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How've you spent the last half hour?


With my head down a toilet bowl.


And you?



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With my head up my a**

Sorry, i meant programming

Oh, get well soon sooz

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quote:

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"... Oh, get well soon sooz "

Hahahahaha!  Caught ya!  I was cleaning it! (Thanks fr the concern tho'   )

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Well now I'm worried about the state of your toilets.  How does it get so mucky that it takes half an hour to clean it?

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That and she seems to be using her head instead of her hands

or a toilet brush even!

-- Edited by Joe at 12:02, 2004-08-24

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  That was both of them (& the rest of the cloakroom & bathroom got a spruce too.)

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So when you said:


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Originally posted by: Susan
"With my head down a toilet bowl. And you?"



 


You were actually fibbing, then?



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Masterbating furiously ... the other people in the office are looking at me in a strange way now, though.


 


 


 


 


I'm sorry ... that was very clearly a lie.  I've been to the sandwich shop in truth



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Originally posted by: Henglegert Rinkerdink

"Masterbating furiously ... "


Is that like...  having a lot of heated discussions on important topics all at once?


(You rude, rude man!)



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Boy am I glad I banished the children from the room before I read that post!



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Sleeping


 


Don't you hate it when your bed is so comfy you just don't want to get out of it.. which will, of course, make you late for work



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quote:

Originally posted by: ddvmor

" Is that like...  having a lot of heated discussions on important topics all at once? (You rude, rude man!)"


Yes, that's it ... damn me and my attrocious spelling.


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Originally posted by: Susan
"Boy am I glad I banished the children from the room before I read that post!"




I'm soooo sorry.  It's been a very long day, nothings working and my humour has been skewed.  It won't happen again .... well, until work turns to **** again.  Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry ....



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quote:

Originally posted by: Henglegert Rinkerdink

" quote: Originally posted by: Susan"Boy am I glad I banished the children from the room before I read that post!" I'm soooo sorry.  It's been a very long day, nothings working and my humour has been skewed.  It won't happen again .... well, until work turns to **** again.  Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry ...."

HengelDude - don't worry.  I generally make sure my 9 yr old is out before I read anything posted on this board!  Feel free to do whatever you please - don't hold back on my account

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"HengelDude - don't worry.  I generally make sure my 9 yr old is out before I read anything posted on this board!  Feel free to do whatever you please - don't hold back on my account "

Fairy Nuff - ehum......                  ARSES!!!!!!!! - cool

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CHOCCY STARFISH PILOT!


Ohhh..  This is fun!



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I'm...well...disgusted with you.  Both of you!

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