The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
There was me... strolling down the street with my chilli and cheese hotdog. I look up and I see this big... nay, HUGE, black cloud rolling across the sky towards me.
I made it into the office just before it chucked the entire Atlantic Ocean down onto Bristol! Well... you know what they say - the sun always shines on the righteous and the rain just misses the Jammie King.
I got rained on the second, and I mean the very second, I reached the end of the path when I went out for my 'run' tonight. Got drenched to the skin. King - please can I have some of your jamminess?
