The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So, I was listening to a Lordi song in the car today. Lordi, for those who aren't up with the hip music, were the winners of the Eurovision Song Contest this year. They're finnish. Which may explain the truly diabolical lyrics that appeared in their song 'The Chainsaw Buffet'. Yes, yes I know. 'The Chainsaw Buffet'.
"At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet. The secret ingredient screams. You're my main course at the chainsaw buffet."
I challenge you to find a song with worse lyrics. Mua ha ha ha ha!
"Someone left the cake out in the rain.. I don't think that I can take it Cuz it took so long to bake it.. and I'll never have that recipe agaiiiiinnnn.."
