The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So, I went to dinner with Catfish and JDK last night and the JDK told me that he cant access the JDBB much at the moment because he is in a room full of auditors and they can see his screen - with this in mind I think its up to his dutiful peasants to post lots of lovely threads to keep the board busy. Bearing in mind his screen can be seen though, doing this...
ARSE!!!!!
would be silly and might get him into trouble so dont do it please
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
