The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So... I helped Catfish move her fridge last night and in the grime and filth that was underneath it, was a penguin (the chocolate biscuit, not the bird). The use by date was May 06, which suggests it's been under there for at least 6 months - probably more like a year!
So anyway... I dared her to eat it. And she did. And she said it didn't even taste stale!
Kudos to the mummified penguin eating Catfish!
(that is to say that the penguin was mummified, not Catfish! )
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