The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Our office have a secret santa every year the purpose of which is to have a laugh, so in recent years people have had things like a book of the best fibs and lies, chocolate willies etc.
Any of your places do similar and what were the best, so far the guy I drew out of the hat is getting
Heh. My lot are too institutionalised for stuff that's actually funny. Last year I bought my senior manager a giant 2 foot pencil and a tiny, tiny 2 inch notebook.
I have a friend with a transparent plastic toilet seat. It has barbed wire in it. Very trendy. Looks a bit dangerous. I shall try and sneak a photo of it next time I'm there!